Welcome to the second post in my Toddler Life series. If you follow me on Twitter, you’ll be familiar with my #toddlerlife tweets, featuring my three year old nephew, Kaine (KP). Carry on reading for the funny things he says…
KP – My having a party with pork pies, cake, chocolate, ham butties and beer.
Kaine on the toilet holding my hands for balance and singing, ‘Row, Row, Row the Boat’.
KP – Look, binge bob. Me – What? KP – BINGE BOB! * He meant Spongebob
KP – Only Danty Sarah calls me KP * Yes, little buddy
The toilet is ‘tow-lit’
Chocolate dessert all over his face Mum (his Nan) – Bloody hell, Kaine, be careful Me – He’s only two KP – Bloody hell, my only two
Me – Is Luke your friend? KP – Yep. Me – Is Meadow your friend? KP – No, she can’t talk.
Me – Shall we go and get your milk? KP – No, you get it, my stay here. * He’s not stupid
Arguing with me that his Nanny isn’t my Mum.
Me – Do you need a wee? KP – Nah, none come out.
KP – No, Sarah. Me – Yes, KP KP – Go way, Jose Me – It’s ‘no way Jose’ KP – Me not, go way, Jose.
He turns songs off if I sing them.
Me – Are you picking your bum? KP – Yep.
KP – My going Trunk or Treating.
Me – Wow, Kainey, you’re very scary
KP – My know, my a bonfire Me – Oh, I thought you were a vampire.
Let me know any funny things you’ve heard kids say and whether you like my Toddler Life series.
4 thoughts on “Toddler Life #2”
How am I only just getting around to reading this. I cannot stop laughing at Bloody hell, my only 2. Seriously made a shitty day so much better
How am I only just getting around to reading this. I cannot stop laughing at Bloody hell, my only 2. Seriously made a shitty day so much better
Beth x
Mermaid in Disguise
How am I only just getting around to reading this. I cannot stop laughing at Bloody hell, my only 2. Seriously made a shitty day so much better
Beth x
Mermaid in Disguise
Haha glad it cheered you up 🙂 x
Haha glad it cheered you up 🙂 x