I’m back at it again with the things my 3 year old nephew says. He’s such a little bundle of joy, although if he knew I’d called him ‘little’ he’d correct me because he’s ‘big’ now – apologies, Kainey.

KP – What you doing?
Me – Eating Chinese
KP – What you eating Chinese for?

Me – Well, I’m hungry.

Me – Do you like my hair?
KP – Yes, you is beautiful.

KP – Why you go hospital?

Me – I’ve got a sore body
KP – My come see you on my own, my Nan not come
Me – Okay, thanks bud.

Me – Come and give me a smoochie, please
KP – No thanks

KP – *taking his jacket off* My getting a bit warm now.

Me – Do you want another letter?
KP – Yes please, and a present
Me – What would you like?
KP – A big one.

*Took Kaine the toilet*
KP – Look Sarah, I’m pissing.

*In the gym with my brother*
KP – I’m getting my shoulders ripped, lad.

KP – Look at my muscles, my baby Hulk
Me – Wow, you’re so strong
KP – My know, my daddy Hulk now.

Mum – Say ‘bye’
KP – No
Me – Bye, you little shit
KP – Sarah, you is very naughty, my smack your bum.

KP – My take off my onesie and be naked
Me – Why’re you obsessed with being naked?

KP – Coz.

KP – Sarah, my farted on your bed

Mum – I love you, Kaine
KP – Alright, Nan, alright.

Bro – *swears*
KP – That is very naughty, you’ll have to go to the police station.

*KP puts his hand in my mouth giving me my medication*
KP – You love that don’t you? This make your bones better.

Me – Speak to uncle Ian for a minute
KP – Get that beard cut, it too long.

Mum – Hang on a little minute, Kaine, I’m having a hot flush
KP – My having a hot flush too, Nan.

Me – Kaine, go and get Roger
KP – You get him, please
Me – My back is very sore
KP – My toes is very sore, my can’t walk.

KP – *whispers to Nan*
Mum – What did you say?

KP – MY NEED A BIG FAT POO.

KP – Sarah, where’s your bungalow, Sarah?
Me – You’re in it, bud. A bungalow is a house with no stairs.
KP – My want a bungalow in my house.

He’s so bloody cute!

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  1. Reply

    Too cute aren't they? One of my great nephews thinks I live on a plane because my mum got them to wave to me last time I flew back to London! xx

  2. Reply

    Too cute aren't they? One of my great nephews thinks I live on a plane because my mum got them to wave to me last time I flew back to London! xx

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