I’m back at it again with the things my 3 year old nephew says. He’s such a little bundle of joy, although if he knew I’d called him ‘little’ he’d correct me because he’s ‘big’ now – apologies, Kainey.
KP – What you doing?
Me – Eating Chinese
KP – What you eating Chinese for?
Me – Well, I’m hungry.
Me – Do you like my hair?
KP – Yes, you is beautiful.
KP – Why you go hospital?
Me – I’ve got a sore body
KP – My come see you on my own, my Nan not come
Me – Okay, thanks bud.
Me – Come and give me a smoochie, please
KP – No thanks
KP – *taking his jacket off* My getting a bit warm now.
Me – Do you want another letter?KP – Yes please, and a presentMe – What would you like?KP – A big one.
*Took Kaine the toilet*
KP – Look Sarah, I’m pissing.
*In the gym with my brother*
KP – I’m getting my shoulders ripped, lad.
KP – Look at my muscles, my baby HulkMe – Wow, you’re so strongKP – My know, my daddy Hulk now.
Mum – Say ‘bye’KP – NoMe – Bye, you little shitKP – Sarah, you is very naughty, my smack your bum.
KP – My take off my onesie and be naked
Me – Why’re you obsessed with being naked?
KP – Coz.
KP – Sarah, my farted on your bed
Mum – I love you, KaineKP – Alright, Nan, alright.
Bro – *swears*KP – That is very naughty, you’ll have to go to the police station.
*KP puts his hand in my mouth giving me my medication*
KP – You love that don’t you? This make your bones better.
Me – Speak to uncle Ian for a minute
KP – Get that beard cut, it too long.
Mum – Hang on a little minute, Kaine, I’m having a hot flushKP – My having a hot flush too, Nan.
Me – Kaine, go and get Roger
KP – You get him, please
Me – My back is very sore
KP – My toes is very sore, my can’t walk.
KP – *whispers to Nan*
Mum – What did you say?
KP – MY NEED A BIG FAT POO.
KP – Sarah, where’s your bungalow, Sarah?Me – You’re in it, bud. A bungalow is a house with no stairs.KP – My want a bungalow in my house.
He’s so bloody cute!
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