*Gets in bath with Grandad and wees*
Grandad – Oi, it’s a bath not a piss pot
KP – PISS POT. PISS POT. PISS POT.
Me – What you doing?
KP – Food for my mouth.
KP – My making you something
Me – What’re you making?
KP – Butter.
Me – Love you, bud. Bye
KP – Love you, bye
KP – Hello, my naked
Me – Why’re you naked?
KP – You cut your beard?
Ian – Yes
Ian – No, don’t you like my hair?
KP – No, get the hairdressers
Ian – It needs washing
KP – You dirty?
KP – Tell her I’ll speak in one sec
Me – Has it been one sec yet?
KP – No, one big sec.
KP – You got me a present?
Me – No, would you like a present?
KP – No thanks.
Me – Can I have a biscuit please?
KP – No
Me – Why?
KP – It’s only for big boys and you is too little.
KP – My ring you on my own
Me – Did you? You’re so clever, what’s my phone number?
KP – 4.
KP – What you doing?
Me – Just sat in bed
KP – You get up right now.
KP – Sarah, you got a gary?
Me – No
KP – What’s that?
Me – My purse
KP – My have some money please?
Me – *gives him 20p*
KP – My need more for my mates
KP – My going to drive a monster truck and you go in the boot
Me – You can’t drive
KP – My can drive actually
KP – What’s that?
Me – A Toblerone
KP – Aww my love bo-bub-bone.
Ah love this post, you need to do them more often! Scotland shut and piss pot had me howling!
Sarah 🙂
Saloca in Wonderland
Ah love this post, you need to do them more often! Scotland shut and piss pot had me howling!
Sarah 🙂
Saloca in Wonderland
Awww, this is such an adorable post. I couldn't stop laughing whilst reading it 🙂 Children say the funniest things!
Awww, this is such an adorable post. I couldn't stop laughing whilst reading it 🙂 Children say the funniest things!
This is SO cute.
So funny the things little ones say.
I love this one;
KP – What's that?
Me – My purse
KP – My have some money please?
Me – *gives him 20p*
KP – My need more for my mates
Hahahaha.
This is SO cute.
So funny the things little ones say.
I love this one;
KP – What's that?
Me – My purse
KP – My have some money please?
Me – *gives him 20p*
KP – My need more for my mates
Hahahaha.
Hahaha I'm so glad. I'm going to try and do one a month! He's so funny x
Hahaha I'm so glad. I'm going to try and do one a month! He's so funny x
Yay, I'm glad 🙂 x
Yay, I'm glad 🙂 x
He's a cheeky little sod haha x
He's a cheeky little sod haha x
I always love to read your toddlerlife tweets, bairns come out with some brilliant stuff!
xo
I always love to read your toddlerlife tweets, bairns come out with some brilliant stuff!
xo
I love the stuff kids come out with! My boyfriends 3 year old niece constantly comes out with random stuff, mainly along the lines of 'Steven kicked me in the face at the park yesterday but I was brave and told him he was naughty and then Nanny made him go to bed' Steven is my 28 year old boyfriend, didn't see her yesterday & deffo didn't kick her in the face (or get sent to bed) lol. Love your toddler life tweets!
http://zoeisclueless.com
I love the stuff kids come out with! My boyfriends 3 year old niece constantly comes out with random stuff, mainly along the lines of 'Steven kicked me in the face at the park yesterday but I was brave and told him he was naughty and then Nanny made him go to bed' Steven is my 28 year old boyfriend, didn't see her yesterday & deffo didn't kick her in the face (or get sent to bed) lol. Love your toddler life tweets!
http://zoeisclueless.com
They really do 🙂 x
They really do 🙂 x
Hahaha bless! Yay, I'm glad 🙂 x
Hahaha bless! Yay, I'm glad 🙂 x
Haha Did Ian get the hairdressers? Hes so adorable
Beth x
Haha Did Ian get the hairdressers? Hes so adorable
Beth x
He's so cheeky lol x
He's so cheeky lol x
Love this!
Love this!
Love this!
Love this!
Thanks x
Thanks x