1. There is NEVER a matching foundation. You will search forever and then it’ll be discontinued because there’s only you buying it. 2. A make up brand brings out a new foundation with thousands of shades and the lightest one is too dark. 3. Foundation is always named ‘Ivory’ or ‘Porcelain’ – and they’re too dark. 4. You’ll never find…
Category: sarcasm
21 Things a Spoonie Doesn’t Want to Hear
1. But you don’t look sick, you look great.– What exactly does ‘sick’ look like? I didn’t realise I was doing it wrong.– I left my ‘Chronically Disabled’ banner at home, sorry.– You didn’t see me throwing up all morning and then crying when I tried to lift my leg so my partner/family member/carer/friend could…