KP – Bonjour, cheeky monkeyWelcome to the second post in my Toddler Life series. If you follow me on Twitter, you’ll be familiar with my #toddlerlife tweets, featuring my three year old nephew, Kaine (KP). Carry on reading for the funny things he says…KP – My having a party with pork pies, cake, chocolate, ham…
Category: funny
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